How to Avoid Having to Play Kickball

Do you not like to play kickball? This is how to avoid having to play during a game.

Steps

1. 1
   Take it easy while playing. If you're a kicker, you'll probably have to play but to not really play while kicking is easy.
   Ad
2. 2
   Don't put any effort into it. When your turn comes around, you have to just kick the ball. Don't even try to not get out.
3. 3
   When you're running just pace yourself. It doesn't matter if you get out just means you get to relax at the end of the line.
4. 4
   If you happen to go home, just act all bored when the spectators cheer for you.
5. 5
   If you're an outfielder and someone kicks the ball, just walk slowly toward the opposite direction the ball is going so you don't have to catch it.
6. 6
   Try not to be obvious. Just go slowly but in some times go fast so they don't notice what you're trying to do.
7. 7
   If they do ask you, just say "I'm tired right now from running and kicking but I'll be better and playing when I rest a little (in line for kicking).